{"id":3552,"date":"2010-08-06T14:31:43","date_gmt":"2010-08-06T18:31:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.libology.com\/blog\/?p=3552"},"modified":"2010-08-06T14:31:43","modified_gmt":"2010-08-06T18:31:43","slug":"chickens-in-the-library","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.libology.com\/blog\/2010\/08\/06\/chickens-in-the-library.html","title":{"rendered":"Chickens in the Library"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, what would you do if live chickens were released in your library?\u00a0 Is this covered in your organization&#8217;s disaster plan?<\/p>\n<p>If you need to examine another library&#8217;s response, review <a href=\"http:\/\/shelfcheck.blogspot.com\/2010\/08\/shelf-check-430-based-on-true-story.html\"><strong>this Shelf Check comic<\/strong><\/a> for the following procedure:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Alert the employee at the desk.<\/li>\n<li>Desk employee:\u00a0 ask follow up questions to determine the nature of the emergency.<\/li>\n<li>Examine the available evidence to properly classify the problem.<\/li>\n<li>Keep your sense of humor about you at all times.<\/li>\n<li>Explore external sources of assistance.<\/li>\n<li>Go with the flow, because we all have &#8220;other duties as assigned&#8221;.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>(and be sure to read the information provided beneath the comic&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, what would you do if live chickens were released in your library?\u00a0 Is this covered in your organization&#8217;s disaster plan? If you need to examine another library&#8217;s response, review this Shelf Check comic for the following procedure: Alert the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.libology.com\/blog\/2010\/08\/06\/chickens-in-the-library.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2922,2923,2938,2943,2948],"tags":[5301,5178,5354,5358,5362],"class_list":["post-3552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cataloging","category-classification","category-humor","category-libraries","category-news","tag-chicken","tag-disasteraccident","tag-humor","tag-libraries","tag-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pSU5g-Vi","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.libology.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.libology.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.libology.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.libology.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.libology.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3552"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.libology.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3552\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.libology.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.libology.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.libology.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}